The bird in your pants!

In Malaysia especially, modesty of a person is very important. Folks here maintain it according to their culture.

In general words for:-

dick/cock/penis

are replaced with:-

kukubird (cuckoo-bird); in malay, 'burung'.

whites may refer to it as a boy/man's:-

brother John

(and here i am going.... what the ...

who is this brother John?

he must be quite a dick ain't he?!)

maybe in more crude terms we say zakar, lan jiao and etc. but that too is only for explanation sake.

NOT GOOD TO SWEAR!

I don't know what to think when I saw this guy on youtube. It's either he thinks he is funny, or he is having his "happy time" on camera. I have to say though, the action he's performing looks more suited for females. haha.

Anyway, i think it's very creative as he plays with himself in a very rhytmic approach if you listen carefully. Enjoy!

chokin the chicken

How has your week been? I have been out for sometime due to illness, but do comment on random thoughts :)

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The sneezies

7:09pm Just when I thought I had the entire day to brush up on my knowledge. This had to happen:

Yeah, I'm having the

sneeziesssss!

The evolution of it has been going on for 3 months or so. Initially with the cough that prevents me from sleeping, till the past week or two whereby phlegm is yellowish and today, i can't stop sneezing + i feel cold maybe coming down with a fever.

This illness has caused me to feel very lethargic for quite awhile now. Considering to visit the ENT specialist. But I rather not have any operations, minor or major ones. By the way, it is assumed i'm having moderate sinusitis of my maxillary sinuses.

lay men, sinus problem next to the nose.

In conclusion, if you're reading this, pray for me yeah :)

Much appreciated and God bless you! hehe.

HACHOOOOOOOO!!!!

excuse me :P

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Baby talk. For REAL!

I'm in my 3rd day of pediatrics posting and they are so cute. hehe. One girl around 5 years old was so interested to talk to me calling me doctor and stuff. :)

I LOVE KIDS!

though my thoughts on being a pediatrician is still uncertain.

Contemplating as we go along.

Having said that, after my obstetrics posting and in the current one, i realized that they are connected by the babies!

Aww... so adorable! (ahem)

Have a look at this video, and click on the link below it for some subtitles :)

Talking Twin Babies - PART 2 - OFFICIAL VIDEO

The same video by collegehumour, click here.

And don't be a bad parent or influence to these innocent creatures. You may find this cute, or OMG, but see this video below:

Baby's Favorite Word. (Explicit)

FAR OUT rights?!

Hope this baby talk made your day! Be good to children and be awesome parents!

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Games games games

4:03am Just going to sleep after epic charades. Best line - water.

No really, you wouldn't expect that someone writes the word 'water'
to be acted in this game. Haha.









Other lines include:
... Sex me
... Big clitoris
... I want to sleep
... Darn you ben
... Haunted apartment
... Yogi and bubu
... I want somebody
... Sanitation personified
... Cheese crackers
... War and peace
... Anal sex

Basically it was rather interesting watching the solo acts :p

Play it sometime with your friends. I assure you some great fun acting and guessing!




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Excitinggggg!

12:02am Short little update. Had an awesome birthday celebration. Special thanks to all whom made it, greeted me via phone, fb or etc, and as a whole made it very memorable :)

May all my wishes come truueeeee! heh heh

I still have 250+ msgs on fb to reply. GG

on the other hand, tomorrow, or shall i say later at 7:30am is my End of posting Obstetrics exam in the hospital. I think i am prepared, but a part of me is worried i forget or can't answer or etc.

In a nutshell, do pray for me that i'll do extremely well yeah! high distinction please and tq :P

Will be back with some interesting updates! Keywords: technology, a...., a......, hahaha. betcha can't guess it!

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Christians boring? Think again ;)

So the stigma is, the average christian boy goes to church evry sunday, is all pious, doesn't involve himself in sinful acts (goody two shoes), does well in exams, is a geek who gets kicked in the balls every now and then, is a weasel when someone does something bad, and is the biggest geek who keeps telling everyone come to church!


But no, we're all not like that. We're the same, except some extremists but then again that's found in every religion.

Take a chill pill brothers and sisters!


On the other hand, maybe this may change your mind:





How was that for boring and lame and lifeless?! Haha.
So, YOU COME TO CHURCH NOW! SEE YOU SUNDAY OR ELSE!!!
:p
If you have nothing better to do and have the time, why not give it a try. No pressure. It's a personal choice :)






God bless you and have a great week ahead!


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