Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Dear, Eat my dick!


Not trying to be crude/ rude, but you know how people always get angry and start scolding you? The conversation ends up with suck my dick or eat my dick or somebody else's penis.


Well, look no further today - Louis took it seriously and here's the scoop on what it is like to actually eat a big fat cock. (sorry for being rude!)



Eating Penis Slow Motion





How did that make you feel? Tasty isn't it?

World's Best Bartender :)




It's always fun to go out partying with friends. And when we say party most of the time... or almost every time, they involve drinks. For the higher class people - alcoholic beverages.



Well, what's more fun than getting high with your buddies on a special occasion? When the guy serving you those drinks does some.. or in the case below, a MULTITUDE of bartending tricks!


Like the title suggests, this is:



World's Best Bartender :)





Have you seen anyone like this?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY! The asian way



Birthdays! WOHOOO! everyone lovessss'em :)
When it's theirs of course...

Probably not so much in their birthday suit though :P

After having not uploaded any new content for about a year on my youtube channel, 2013 is the year to return!

To kick-start my career once more is this video:


HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY! The asian way - lifeofbenz




Hope you thoroughly enjoyed it. Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!

Have a break, have a ....






When you're tired, you're frustrated, you're just not interested in anything that's going on around you;


Have a Break

Have a Kit Kat


And if you're kicking back and relaxing yet it ain't working;


Don't feel bogged,

Spend time with God

Laugh till your stomach hurts!


Short and sweet, this is probably one of the best compilation of the funniest videos that i have seen the whole year. I know it's old, but wowwww!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA


the best ones are near the end of the video!




FUNNY VIDEOS ACCIDENTS compilation#4 HQ High Quality

MALAYSIAN hospitality!



First and foremost,
GONG XI FA CAI!

to married couples, 
... HONG PAO NA LAI!


For the white people, - Happy New Year, bring the ang pao (red packet).


It has been a long time since my last upload. If you read the description for this one, it's actually way overdue~

Little to say, let the video explain.



MALAYSIAN hospitality! - step out - BeN'Z





Hey, How you doing?! Let's be courteous and friendly :)
& Enjoy this festive season with scrumptious delicacies and great bonding with family and friends!

Fat talk?! Cellulite - You have it!



While many people nowadays, men and women invest hundreds and thousands of dollars in their lifetime in skin care products and other cosmetic works, the talk about




FAT - Never disappears
(figuratively and literally!)


The above picture is taken from here.



For many, it has become a disease -obesity. Others, it's the social stigma that kills. Being called
"fat, fats, fatty, obese, you ate your sister's dinner,
let's not call her or we'll have no food left,
if we go to the cinema with her no one else can watch the movie" and etc.



Does that sound familiar? Many may joke around about people's weight, but really it could be taken the wrong way! - Sad, Angry, Depressed, Suicidal?! are amongst the many feelings a so-called fatty may feel.




A little medical knowledge for those around:
Fat is somewhat like a balloon. Because of this nature, it is easy for fat to build up! Hence, for many people who noticed fat people put on weight, it's amazingly drastic!

A sad fact for those out there is, once fat is made, it'll never disappear. Yes, you heard it right! It won't go away. This balloon like encasing can shrink but not be rid of!



That is the reason why a person who once had lost many pounds can put it back on so easily when they stop their exercise and health eating habits.



Now about the title in itself:
Cellulite! what exactly is this hated thing usually mentioned by girls? In essence, it's increased fat deposition at certain areas such as the thighs and gluteus (butt) whereby it causes skin dimpling because of the stretching of the skin on the fat.



Here is the answer to your troubles!

The Whys and Hows of Cellulite - Health Guru


Cellulite as a whole is not a huge issue to me, but the idea of fat is! This is because it has been proven to become a risk factor towards many health problems. Amongst them, the commonly heard of is a Myocardial Infarction : aka Heart Attack!

If you're slightly on the heavy side, i understand it's difficult and very strenuous to lose weight. But look at it long term, and do not let this get in the way of you living your life to the fullest and worry about whether you're gonna be able to wake up one day alive or dead from some preventable illness.



Always remember!

A little exercise a day, goes a long way!
Make a choice for yourself and your loved ones!



Godspeed! :)

Time is of the essence!




Ever felt that some days are long yet short, a drag yet a breeze, a something yet another something?

If there's one thing a person realizes as they grow "older" each and every day,
is the need for more time!



Take these as examples:

Running a race

Doing an exam

Completing a project

Spending family time

Awaiting the bright light



For myself, mainly is regarding
personal, family, social, and medical life.
The balance between these are a challenge everyday.


It's cool when everything's balanced. Like yin and yang; alpha and omega.



Life is perfect!
Then again, that's not life; that's make-belief.




Disrupting this ball of sectors, will make one end happy, whilst the rest either just contented; or unhappy. It's all cool when all parties understand this principle. But many times, one just lies on the wok like a stir-fried fish.


yeah it looks yummy,
but note that it's only delicious
for those whom are eating it: NOT me :P


In conclusion, all I want to rant out is:




God I pray that you help me
MANAGE MY TIME;
multiply my hours;
and let EVERYTHING
work out perfectly!
In Jesus name, AMEN!

You and that person...

You're not an item on my Agenda;
You're an item that's Always on my Mind.
(cool line right? I made it!)



Have ya ever thought of someone that way? Have ya ever felt like you'd do anything the person says just to make that person happy? Have ya ever felt hurt when the person's hurt; sad when the person's sad; happy when the person's happy?




I believe many of us have had or currently have feelings like these. It's all Awesome and Swell when everything is fun and it seems like the whole world stops except you and that person. I know that feeling.




Hence, spend as much time as you can with that person and take everything as it comes. Look at things optimistically. But realize as well, "It's not wrong to highlight the negative things at times because they may be greater incentives than the rewards."

Take this as an example:
If you play a game of poker, and your reward is HUGEEEE!! Like a hundred million US dollars. Sure you'll want it right? It'll change your life.
Hence, you'll participate and play your best to win it.
But also take note that for you to have a shot at this, you may be putting it all in; your home, your car, your food, your family.
At this time, you're not being negative,
but you may just lose It all.
Is the reward that worthwhile?
If it is, then go for it and don't look back!




So, with all these feelings,
How have you felt about your relationship with God?
Cuz really, it's all in the first line of my post. ;)


Gong XI Fa Cai; Happy Valentines!


As the occasion on this year's 14 February (10') dictates, Happy Chinese (Lunar) New Year!





This year being The year of THE TIGER, let it RAWRRRR!!!





But here's the Traditional Lion Dance eagerly awaited by myself to see yearly!






Here's the authentic Lion Dance head!




Here's the FAMOUS YEE SANG! - A very popular salad/rojak like dish during CNY




Although, which Xin Nian is complete without the Mandarin Oranges




Plus, the Ang Pao's
from Married couples to the unmarried ones such as myself :P





And lastly, what Chinese New Year is complete without FIREWORKS!




Not forgetting, seeing Valentine's day coincides, to those who have a partner or more** in mind, hope ya enjoyed yourself!


Here's the closest I found to a couple and CNY. haha!





May good health, wealth, prosperity and a wonderful spiritual plus social life overflow from you!

The REALLY ANNOYING oRange


You know how everyone loves to drink juices? Amongst the many that people go for would be the apple, guava, mango, watermelon, and Definitely the most famous of all:
The ORANGE juice!





Now what's the relation between that and the title you may ask?


It's this:


Okay... there's a face on an orange, and the teeth are freaking GG yellow man. But as always, I've got something great to show ya!




I'm a huge fan of Youtube and here's a channel that made my past two days! watching the videos over and over again!


The Annoying Orange - Really ANNOYING ORANGE - Dane Boe




Well, enough talk and chit-chat. Just watch and behold the beauty that addicted me!
Here are my favorites!



Annoying Orange Saw






Annoying Orange 2 - Plumpkin






Are you annoyed yet? hehe.

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