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Top 20 EASY dance MOVES



Yes, you read it right!


If you're anything like me, you love to watch X-factor, Fear Factor, American Idol, So You Think You can Dance and many other "reality TV shows".

Today we touch the topic of Dance. While most of us are born with two left feet and probably the gracefulness of elephants and rhinoceros-es; there are the lucky or some say talented few who make the art of dancing look effortless


There are many dancing styles from ballroom to hip-hop and even ballet or latin. All offering some form of eyegasms we normal people can experience. But, if you know me one bit, you would know that I almost never say no to a challenge.




In my limited dancing career that started from young to beats of Michael Jackson and the more recent K-Pop, I have won several awards. Don't make me start naming them. The list would be too short to show my prestige. HAHA.


So here it is, my latest video I uploaded on youtube. A simple video to make you become a pro in two and a half minutes! ENJOY! Don't forget to like, share and subscribe!

Top 20 EASY dance MOVES


Yes, you may break out in hysterical laughter now. I seek to amuse and abuse your thoughts.



Damn cheating boyfriends
















People give their heart and emotions to that other person who they deemed to be worthy of it. In this current day, finding the right person is like striking a lottery. Many people end up playing with the other person's emotions. With lies, false promises, and worst of all - cheating with another person.





Cheating may just be as simple as a kiss on the cheek or all the way downright dirty sex. Whichever it may be, being the victim of such a truant lover is nothing to shout about. It just ends up with a bitter taste in the mouth and lots of questions mostly causing self doubt. Insecurities will arise and the most common questions would be:

"Why me? 
What have I done? 
Am I not good enough?"




If you've ever been in such a situation, my sincerest sympathy. That said, I made a video just sharing a view point on this. In a gist, calling cheaters ass holes who aren't worthwhile, and telling those cheated on to be happy the have a bad-hat out of their life, and those cheating with - there's a high likelihood they'd end up playing victim in the near future.





do watch and enjoy! share with friends who have been in a similar situation or are currently going through this hardship!

Damn cheating boyfriends




btw, go watch the movie - love, rosie (beautiful show)




Father, son & alcohol






A father taught his son about the evils of drinking alcohol. He put a worm in a glass of water and another in whisky. The worm in the water survived while that in the alcohol curled up. He asked his son, "what do you learn from that?" His son replied, "when you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."
Haha. Got this from a pastor at a church in Johor Bahru. Funny. :)




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Harlem Shake! Do it!!!




From a meme to a viral video that some say has spread faster than PSY's Gangnam Style!

I need no further introduction - Enjoy this video that my cell group made just because it had to be done!



Harlem Shake Malaysia - Chinese New Year Edition





Hope you enjoyed! Like, Share & Subscribe!

I HATE HOMEWORK!!!!



Many of you may agree or choose to disagree to the title.


If you fall in the latter, Screw you :)


Homework is a never ending thing. Whether you're a student, a teacher, an office clerk, or even the President of United States.


One thing to learn is: Kill those homework givers or they will kill you :P




Anyway, made a video the other day! Wohoo! Sorry it ain't in HD though. I did record it in HD for those of you who follow my Instagram. But while editing, i never knew you have to create a project on iMovie in HD otherwise you can't save it in HD later on. oh well...

Next time kays peepz!


I HATE HOMEWORK!!! - lifeofbenz





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WahDuhEff?!!


The title is the youtuber who posted this.

 I rarely watch videos longer than 5 minutes unless they are really good. The content on this video is just like its title.

A must watch for sure! Hence the millions of views already.


PEOPLE ARE AWESOME 2012




And Ironjagg commented:


HAHAHA!


Are you awesome?!

Dear, Eat my dick!


Not trying to be crude/ rude, but you know how people always get angry and start scolding you? The conversation ends up with suck my dick or eat my dick or somebody else's penis.


Well, look no further today - Louis took it seriously and here's the scoop on what it is like to actually eat a big fat cock. (sorry for being rude!)



Eating Penis Slow Motion





How did that make you feel? Tasty isn't it?

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY! The asian way



Birthdays! WOHOOO! everyone lovessss'em :)
When it's theirs of course...

Probably not so much in their birthday suit though :P

After having not uploaded any new content for about a year on my youtube channel, 2013 is the year to return!

To kick-start my career once more is this video:


HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY! The asian way - lifeofbenz




Hope you thoroughly enjoyed it. Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!

Kids sex chics - prostitution?


Came across this on the evergreen (or blue technically) facebook wall. It's about how young boys are having sex with chics!


Now i know what's going on your mind. You're either thinking of wow, eew, or liar.

I assure you this is probably as weird as it gets. I've heard of all sorts of sex, but this takes it to the next level. Probably the kamasutra needs to be updated :P



Here's the video :- enjoy? err...


Nicaraguan Boy Likes To Have Sex With Chickens! (Mother Trying To Find Him A Prostitute Instead)




Below is one with a hilarious crude-ish commentator.

Boy Likes To Do It With a Chicken



Not what you were expecting? Yeah he has sex with chics. Not female girl prostitutes but animal chicken chics. DAMN!



On a random note, our creative and innovative homosapien somewhere has created a robot prostitute. Now does that mean screwing this = cheating on your spouse? haha!


If atheists don't believe in God





Question of the week!

You live life everyday by waking up, performing your daily routine (may it be school, work, or bum), eating meals in between, relaxing yourself and finally snoozing off.

You are so engrossed with prior arrangements that you forget about listening to others around you. You forget to give back a little from the mountain you have. You forget to spend time with the ones you love.

So, how many times in a day do you remember to pray and talk to God? He is always ready to listen.


If you don't share a common faith, you most probably have a belief of your own. If you do believe in a God, ask yourself why this God and why not another? If you don't believe in a God, ask yourself why not?





Let's seek that eternal happiness people as this world will decay and one day cease to exist. Then where do we go?

Going up! or down? Ding!


Majority of people in the urbanized parts of every country use an elevator about 4 days out of 7 in a week!

They are so used to it, that people walk in expecting nothing but arriving at the next level after a push of a button and at most 5 minutes inclusive of wait time. These lifts don't always take you to your destination as the videos below will show you :)



It may seem like really long videos but the laughter you get out of them will make your day!


Best Of Just For Laughs Gags - Top Elevator Pranks




Extremely Scary Ghost Elevator Prank in Brazil





Extremely Scary Corpse Elevator Prank in Brazil





Didn't scare you right? Laughter makes you happier!

Smokers - food for thought




Once again, stuck by brilliance on my facebook wall. 

A gist about this story - a girl talks to a guy about smoking. the guy explains his smoking habits and the girl does some math with him. conclusion is the best part :)



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Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your Ferrari?




brilliant isn't it?!
Probably we could have reversed the story with a woman's shopping habit!

Choices in dilemmas



Have a look at the picture, what do you see?


You probably guessed it right, it's a foot. And that's a pregnant lady. hehe.


But moving on, i found this article on facebook and i feel it's a good read. So enjoy and make your own conclusion at the end :)

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A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 

'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pr
egnant again. I don't want kids so close together.'

So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?'

She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.'

The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!'

'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.'

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.

He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

If you agree, please SHARE.

Together we can help save precious lives!

Love says, 'I sacrifice myself for the good of the other person.' Abortion says, 'I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself.

Owning a lamborghini v10 :)



It is almost every little boy's dream to own either a Ferrari, Lamborghini or Porsche!

Well, look no further, because today

- YES TODAY!


YOU CAN OWN ONE TOO!


or at least part of it. The main part,

A V10 Lamborghini Engine!!!




Best part is you could even keep that in your toilet. :P Mind boggled yet?!



Here you go - owning a supercar engine and impressing your friends especially when you talk to them on the phone!


How to make a v10 lamborghini sound with your mouth



If you don't believe it, scroll to near the end of the video where you really experience the awesomeness!


do check out this monster lambo too. Beautiful lime green with feats of power.



1,250WHP Twin Turbo Gallardo INSANE Flybys




Enjoy your Lambo people!

Scared yet?!





Do you remember those times when you were in the midst of doing something innocently and suddenly your sibling or friend jumps out of nowhere and shouts "BOO!" ?

I know i got that alot but had my fair share returning the favors :)


Probably the only time when we're not victims of such pranks is during Halloween.





This video below really made me LOL! And i mean laugh out loud no joke! It is far out hilarious!

Scaring People - Funny Scared People



Have a great and meaningful Sunday peepz! God bless.


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The letter 'R'





When you see or hear of the letter 'R', what comes to mind?


Chances are you're thinking of:

1. Racing

2. Running

3. Re-(something)

4. Raw

5. Rape

6. Regret

7. Random

8. Rock and ... Etc.



But at this moment I am thinking of "reality".






Reality that i have paved my path to becoming a healer, a professional, a dedicated, a responsible .. DoctoR.




And the thoughts that pass through my mind are:
1. There goes personal time
2. No more dream house or car
3. Another millennium of studying and more exams



Negative i know, but i can't help it. The idea that my peers in other career paths have been working for at least 1 to two years by the time i graduate, people have a more relaxing life, able to support themselves and family...


Well, perseverance they say. Optimistically, we "save" and "heal" people. That should be enough satisfaction isn't it? But to me it is not.



This is because i realize that for the most of it i am just assisting what magnificent healing abilities this thing called the human body that God created is already capable of. With or without my intervention, people will get better.






At the end of it as well, who am i to claim "i treated and healed you".


The never ending dilemma of a doctor-in-progress (final prototype).



Btw, how do you like my drawing and pictures? Haha.

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Chatroulette just met her!


Chatroulette has been around for a long time.


Most notably, people are on it feeling horny or bored. But this one will surely make you smile :)


Give it a try, maybe you may "find your partner"! haha



Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen (Chatroulette Version)

Wanting to say yes, but no.



Have you ever been in a position whereby you want to say yes but end up saying no? Or maybe saying no but wishing or meaning to say yes?
I think this is a common situation we find ourselves in especially when it comes to relationships and business. In a sense, when you're in a relationship you mean business than play play! Haha
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A simple example is:





Boy - what do you want for valentines?
Girl - anything, up to you :)
Boy - do you want a bouquet of flowers or a diamond bracelet?
Girl - haha. No need lahh
Boy - no really, what would you like?
Girl - anything, up to you :)
~valentines day~



Boy - here's a bouquet of roses (brings her out for dinner)
Girl - so why didn't you buy for me a bracelet?
Boy - you said you don't want?
Girl - no, i said up to you!
Boy - yeah, so i bought you the flowers :)
Girl - ... You're so stupid.
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We all know deep down she wanted both of it. Saying no but meaning yes.
Well, for me today i was faced with saying no although i felt bad. I wanted to say yes but because of several reasons i had to decline. Not that i'm just an ass, but well.. Sometimes i guess i must prioritize myself than others always.
If you're facing such situations, why not share your experience :)



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Laugh till your stomach hurts!


Short and sweet, this is probably one of the best compilation of the funniest videos that i have seen the whole year. I know it's old, but wowwww!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA


the best ones are near the end of the video!




FUNNY VIDEOS ACCIDENTS compilation#4 HQ High Quality

Had a tiring day?



12:32am This week i have been in charge of covering all the patients in the gynecology ward at the hospital with 5 other peers.  On average 24patients at one go.



The turnover of patients is incredible. I would see patients in the morning, find out everything about them with examinations and etc.; and by evening a new one may have taken her place. So i have been doing "on-calls" every night. Basically a morning till near midnight the past 3 days. and a few more to go.



Well, I actually just came back home about half hour back and thought, why not brighten my night. Do sit back and enjoy the little puns and jokes that would hopefully make your night or morning a little more delightful as it did me.



Police Officer Falls Through Manhole Prank




Sexy Girl Eating Like Pig A Prank



Did you have a look at their sudden change of expressions!? Priceless! hehe.



Ladies, a joke you could tell your doctor :)




Btw, be sure to have your Pap Smear done if you have not!

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