Pick up lines?

As always, there's the never ending attempt of male testosterone to lure girls like a mousetrap with cheese does a mouse.

Like one of the corniest:

"Are you from heaven? Cause I didn't know angels flew this low."

I'm very certain loads of guyz have tried that line. I for one thought of trying but resisted as i'm certain the outcome isn't one i may look forward to!

Outcome 1

Outcome 2

Outcome 3

Outcome 4

Here's a few that i've heard recently.

"Are you wearing contacts? Cause I'm Good close contact!"

"You're like a drug. Cause you've got me addicted to you!"

"You the official here? Cause you officially gave me a boner!"

(Blades of Glory)

"I'm bad at physics. But I'm sure you and I have chemistry!"

"Hey I just shat in my pants. Can I get into yours?"

Here's another few from this website I found:

"Your body is a wonderland and I wanna be alice!"

"I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you!"

"You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me!"

And of course, seeing I'm in med school, it wouldn't be complete without:

"Do you want to study later? We could study one another's anatomy in depth!"

Thus, I end here. Boys and girls, please feel free to try them out. And if Outcome 4 occurs, let me know! haha! Otherwise, I pretty much know what happened ;P

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Human changes AMAZING!

~deep breath (holds) (blows) swoosssshhhhhh!!!~

It has been some great time since I shared some thoughts. Knowing my friends, they'd tell me "who cares what you think?!". In actual fact, they and I know, that they want to hear what i have to say! heh heh heh :D

So I was thinking... (thinks.. . wait i mean thought!)

You know how people have new year resolutions and say that "This year I will ... or This year there will ... or This year (insert here) will ..." . Essentially, it's This year .. will. People have expectations that they set on. The goals that they plan to achieve before the year of 2010 ends.

What made me laugh when I thought about it; most people don't even remember what their resolution was by the final days of December! I for one am guilty as charged!

I suppose it's just that life as you grow older seems more and more fast paced that you tend to forget about the little things around. Heyz, maybe even saying thank you to a family member may it be mum, dad, brother or sister or etc.

After minutes or more more precisely seconds of great thought, I realized that most of these set 'resolutions' are usually accomplished unknowing that "we" have done it. Did you get what I just said? What I'm saying is, without having to even try, our resolutions come true!

It may seem rather far-fetched at the moment, but take a moment and let your mind run about that idea. In some funny way, that goal we were aiming to achieve came true; may it be even for that brief moment. Amazing isn't it?!

Hence, I came up with a brilliant idea! Instead of making new year's resolutions and for some trying their hardest to work on them, why not take last years down falls and bring them up? Because if throughout the year you didn't seem to have any setbacks, doesn't that mean it was an awesome year? Yet, some people say it was a lousy year or "so so".

For those that didn't follow my thesis in the above, make this year and all the years to come like this:

I'm Starting With The Man In The Mirror

(Ooh!)

I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways

(Ooh!)

And No Message Could Have

Been Any Clearer

If You Wanna Make The World

A Better Place

(If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place)

Take A Look At Yourself And

Then Make A Change

(Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change)

A song that speaks exactly what needs to be done.

As the famous quote goes,

"Don't look for Ms Right. Make yourself Mr Right and the other will come naturally."

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Indian man joke of the day

And so as you know i'm slowly studying an working my way up to being a doctor. Another 3 years and you can call me Dr. BeN'Z! Until then, it's nice being calles dr, but it's unfitting and i ain't ready to be a representatives of the modern day Gods'.


Here's a conversation between an indian man and his doctor. I couldn't help but laugh!

An indian male patient came in complaining of kidney pain and body as well. He said he was drinking. Dr advised to stop drinking and he'll be fine. He then said " my father taught me since young. If you don't drink not indian, don't lie not chinese , no style = not malay". Hahaha!

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First video of the year!!!

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

This year, 2010, I'm ready to do a whole lot. To excel limitlessly and make a difference that would be undeniable. To bring Glory to the Guy above and the family plus friends!

Here's a vid I recorded a week before the end of 2009.

It's a drum solo that brings out many different styles leaving drummers with ideas to play around with.

Random drumming. Awesome? - BeN'Z

Enjoyed it I hope :D I know it's long but it's interesting?

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HAPPY LAST DAY OF 2009!

1:12pm Just got back from camp yesterday hence the "updates". 09' has been a great year. Having a short reflection of this year, I didn't realize any MAJOR downs (or maybe i forgot about'em already ;p ) but, lots of amazing ups!

I do wanna thank everyone who has somehow contributed to my life throughout the year. May it be friends, lecturers, cousins, family or even that random person that stares at you while you eat, TQ!


Lastly,

Thanks be To God for being so AWESOME in my life, bringing me through all the hurdles and challenges that at times seemed to be impossible. Having been reignited with that "cloak of fire", I'm ready to take up more responsibilities, churn out my full potential, and of course become better in every aspect of my life!


Nice and short, HAPPY LAST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

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Tis the Season 2B Jolly!

AWWWWW!!! Long time since updates!!! So irregular because of the internet connection and also due to the christmas season!

This christmas has really been wonderful!!!

"Not so much because of presenTs, but because of presenCe!"

HAHA! Stole that from the sermon in church during Christmas day.

Well, been meaning to post a new video and here it is! It's a Christmas medley of famous songs, played on the violin. A little sloppy at parts but I'm too lazy to do it again.. haha! Do jingle with it!

~Christmas Violin Medley!~ - BeN'Z

Btw, a very

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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